Teastimonials - Totally Honest Tea Reviews - Offblak https://teastimonials.com Totally Honest Tea Reviews Sun, 12 Jun 2022 12:36:42 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.1 https://i0.wp.com/teastimonials.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/cropped-pexels-photo-1526049.jpeg?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Teastimonials - Totally Honest Tea Reviews - Offblak https://teastimonials.com 32 32 196818912 Offblak Down Time – Too artificial https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/17/offblak-down-time/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/17/offblak-down-time/#respond Fri, 17 Jun 2022 12:29:59 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offblak Down TimeBrand: Offblak

Flavour: Down Time

Ingredients: Rooibos (60%), apple pieces, flavouring, hibiscus, spearmint (3%), bilberry (1%)

Caffeine Factor: Caffeine-free

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: Hmm…fruit, mint and rooibos. They don’t really mix – at least, not in this blend. Although it smells minty and nice, the flavour is very artificial. We couldn’t really taste any berries, just ultra-sweet mint, and the aftertaste is awful. We’re not marking it avoid, because we can imagine someone out there liking it – but it really wasn’t for us.

Best time of year to drink this: Spring or summer

Best time of day to drink this: After a meal


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Offblak Sleep Breezy – Just disgusting https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/16/offblak-sleep-breezy/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/16/offblak-sleep-breezy/#respond Thu, 16 Jun 2022 12:24:50 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offblak Sleep BreezyBrand: Offblak

Flavour: Sleep Breezy

Ingredients: Lemongrass, chamomile (15%), rosehip, apple pieces, flavouring, blackberry leaves

Caffeine Factor: Caffeine-free

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: We were worried about the peach smell, especially when there’s no peach in the ingredients list. It must be the flavouring. It was very strong and we were dreading drinking it. We had good reason. It’s not very exciting – it’s just bleh. The flavouring ruins whatever else it might be, because it is so artificial, and it lingers disgustingly in your throat for ages afterward. Chamomile and rooibos also don’t mix well together. It’s incredibly sweet. With each sip, the experience gets worse. It’s a definite AVOID.

Best time of year to drink this: Never

Best time of day to drink this: Never


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Offblak Spice It Up – Mild and nice https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/15/offblak-spice-it-up/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/15/offblak-spice-it-up/#respond Wed, 15 Jun 2022 12:18:20 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offblak Spice It UpBrand: Offblak

Flavour: Spice It Up

Ingredients: Black tea (70%), cinnamon (10%), clove buds (10%), ginger (9%), safflower, flavourings

Caffeine Factor: Caffeinated

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: You can distinctly smell the tea and the chai, but without being overpowered by spices. The taste is quite nice…if you love black tea…because that’s mostly what you get. But there is a really subtle chai flavour, without being sweet. It’s like having black tea with a mild edge, which we’re sure someone will like, because some chai brews are intense. We enjoyed this one.

Best time of year to drink this: Anytime

Best time of day to drink this: Morning or afternoon


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Offblak You’re Golden – Doesn’t taste edible https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/14/offblak-youre-golden/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/14/offblak-youre-golden/#respond Tue, 14 Jun 2022 12:12:12 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offlbak You're GoldenBrand: Offblak

Flavour: You’re Golden

Ingredients: Black tea (70%), ginger (10%), cinnamon (7%), clove buds (6%), orange peel (3%), lemongrass, flavouring, orange flowers

Caffeine Factor: Caffeinated

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: It’s a very weird aroma…a combination of scents that don’t really go together. It’s sweet, and a little like cleaning fluid. Generally, it doesn’t smell edible. The taste is very subtle ginger mixed with intense bitterness…and nothing else. We just didn’t like it. And that bitterness, and probably the artificial flavouring, just lingers in your mouth and strips it dry, making you desperate for plain water. We’d rather drink normal black tea. We’re marking this an AVOID.

As an aside, the ingredients list on the box ends with, ‘No B.S.’ But there’s artificial flavouring in that list…and that’s definitely B.S.

Best time of year to drink this: Never

Best time of day to drink this: Never


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Offblak Future Is Pink – Like cheap fake perfume https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/13/offblak-future-is-pink/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/13/offblak-future-is-pink/#respond Mon, 13 Jun 2022 12:05:51 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offblak Future Is PinkBrand: Offblak

Flavour: Future Is Pink

Ingredients: Black tea (91%), lemon peel, lemongrass, rose petals 92%), flavouring

Caffeine Factor: Caffeinated

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: This one is all wrong. It smells intensely rosy, a bit like Turkish Delight due to the rose petals and lemon (and flavouring). The flavour is weird. We weren’t sure if those ingredients really beong together. The box claims it’s a rosy variation on Earl Grey, so why no bergamot? Why lemongrass? It doesn’t remotely resemble Earl Grey. It’s quite bitter, despite not brewing it for long, and overpoweringly floral – like cheap, fake perfume. It also strips your mouth dry and leaves you desperate for a drink. It was an awful experience and we are marking it AVOID.

Best time of year to drink this: Never

Best time of day to drink this: Never


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Offblak Nicely Spicy – Gorgeously lives up to its name https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/12/offblak-nicely-spicy/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/12/offblak-nicely-spicy/#respond Sun, 12 Jun 2022 12:05:23 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offblak Nicely SpicyBrand: Offblak

Flavour: Nicely Spicy

Ingredients: Rooibos (60%), apple pieces, cinnamon (10%), hibiscus, flavouring, cranberry (1%)

Caffeine Factor: Caffeine-free

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: This one smells fruity and pleasant, the way we’d expect from apple and hibiscus. it’s a bit tart and sweet, with an undercurrent of rooibos. The taste is quite nice…a bit vanilla-y from the rooibos, with a touch of tartness, perhaps helped along by that little addition of cranberry. It’s soothing and not too sweet – a good balance of ingredients that doesn’t taste artificial, despite the ‘flavouring’. It truly is ‘nicely spicy’ and we were eager to buy more. It’s a must-have.

Best time of year to drink this: Anytime

Best time of day to drink this: Anytime


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Offblak It’s All Peachy – Ew! https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/10/offblak-its-all-peachy/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/10/offblak-its-all-peachy/#respond Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:10:58 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offblak It's All PeachyBrand: Offblak

Flavour: It’s All Peachy

Ingredients: Green tea (55%), rosehip, apple pieces, flavouring, blackcurrant leaves, raspberry pieces (1%)

Caffeine Factor: Caffeinated

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: Note that there is no peach in this peach infusion…so you know there’s a lot of flavouring in there. The result is something disgusting. It smells overwhelmingly of fake peach, and it tastes similar. It doesn’t work with the bitter green tea at all. We just don’t know how anyone would enjoy this and we couldn’t finish the cup. It was an instant AVOID.

Best time of year to drink this: Never

Best time of day to drink this: Never


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Offblak Brighten Up – Hibiscus…and not much else https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/09/offblak-brighten-up/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/09/offblak-brighten-up/#respond Thu, 09 Jun 2022 16:05:14 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offblak Brighten UpBrand: Offblak

Flavour: Brighten Up

Ingredients: Hibiscus, apple pieces, ginger (10%), rosehip, flavouring, blackberry leaves (5%), blackcurrant leaves (2%), raspberry pieces (1%)

Caffeine Factor: Caffeine-free

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: This is another of those generic hibiscus / rosehip teas, with some ginger thrown in to try to jazz it up. The smell is very strong, but the taste is almost non-existent. We couldn’t identify much other than hibiscus, and even that was watery, with a lingering tartness. It’s not bad but we don’t really think it’s worth the price.

Best time of year to drink this: Spring or summer

Best time of day to drink this: After a meal


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Offblak Wild at Heart – Jolly Ranchers in a cup https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/08/offblak-wild-at-heart/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/08/offblak-wild-at-heart/#respond Wed, 08 Jun 2022 15:52:47 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offlbak Wild at HeartBrand: Offblak

Flavour: Wild at Heart

Ingredients: Hibiscus, apple pieces, rosehip, blackberry leaves, blackcurrant leaves, flavouring, strawberry pieces (1%), pink pepper (1%), safflower

Caffeine Factor: Caffeine-free

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: Looking at the ingredients, we immediately decided this was another one of those fruity teas that are all more or less the same. It smells very strongly of strawberry, which is nice but likely down to the flavouring more than the 1% strawberry pieces. The flavour is very strong, too, and hard to pin down. After a while, we decided it was artificial rose…and strawberry Jolly Rancher sweets. It’s not awful, but it’s quite tart. We can imagine someone liking it, but we prefer other variations of this same sort of blend.

Best time of year to drink this: Spring or summer

Best time of day to drink this: After a meal – it’s quite sweet


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Offblak Squeeze Me – A lovely combination of flavours https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/07/offblak-squeeze-me/ https://teastimonials.com/2022/06/07/offblak-squeeze-me/#respond Tue, 07 Jun 2022 15:43:38 +0000 https://ifteacupscouldtalk.wordpress.com/?p=2337 Offblak Squeeze MeBrand: Offblak

Flavour: Squeeze Me

Ingredients: Green tea (83%), flavouring, lemongrass, orange peel (4%), orange flowers (2%), jasmine extract (1%)

Caffeine Factor: Caffeinated

Organic Ingredients: Unknown

Price Range: £4

Bags Per Box: 12

Review: So…mixed feelings about this one. It smells like green tea with a hint of orange – natural, not artificial, despite it having some flavouring. It’s pleasant, like a milder green tea, due to the edge of orange. It’s not too bitter, but also not too lemony, despite the lemongrass. There’s maybe a hint of jasmine in there, as well. We wouldn’t go out of our way to buy it, because we felt it was just okay and not really special enough to order online. But it was a lovely little combination of flavours that we’re sure someone will really like.

Best time of year to drink this: All year round

Best time of day to drink this: Morning or afternoon


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